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How to Hit on a Stormtrooper: Star Wars Pick Up Lines

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It is no secret that I've got a thing for Imperial stormtroopers. I just can't help myself around a man in uniform, is all.

Given this particular weaknesses, I have decided to prepare myself for the fateful day that I meat my stormtrooper in white, shiny armor. With pickup lines. Star Wars pickup lines, to be specific.

Folks all about the internet have come up with some incredibly creative zingers, I've come up with a few myself, and I've also heard some great lines out in the wild as well. For your convenience, I've put the best of the best pick up lines together in one centralized place. Never again will you find yourself tongue tied when you run into that uber sexy twi'lek or jedi.

May the Force be with you, if you know what I mean.

Are you an angel???
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Are you an angel???

From Guys to Girls/Guys

If you're a dude, here are some fun ones to play with:

  • Say, why don't we head to me bedroom and see what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?*
  • I may look like an Ewok, baby, but I'm all Wookie where it counts.
  • I feel a great disturbance... in my pants.
  • I must still be a moisture farmer... 'cuz I'm getting you wet.*
  • Nice buns, Princess! On your head... I mean.
  • Alright, kid, let's blow this thing and go home!*
  • Wanna see what levitation is really good for?
  • Size matters not (said in a Yoda voice)
  • I'd like to see the insides of your tauntaun.*
  • Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill you or I'm beginning to like you.
  • I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you.
  • (Leering) There will be no escape for the princess this time.
  • Are you an angel?**

*Is more likely to elicit a slap than a smirk.

**Will definitely elicit a slap- or full out sucker punch, from true Star Wars fans.

Hey sexy. Let's go violate the Jedi Code.
Hey sexy. Let's go violate the Jedi Code.

BONUS: Group Challenge!

The ever-awesome Kangaroo_Jase suggested this one, to be adopted by a group:

Red 7 standing by, Red 3 standing by, Red 11 standing by' and with one of the 'leaders' saying, 'Ok stay in tight formation, the vents tonight, may be ray shielded.

Love it!!

What About You

What would you do if someone served you one of these lines?

  • Kiss them right on the spot.
  • Rip their clothes off, right then and there.
  • Slap them across the face.
  • Laugh uncontrollably.
  • Stare blankly.
  • Walk away. Just... walk away.
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Not Gender Specific

These can be delivered by men to women, men to men, women to women, women to men, or Those Of Indeterminate Gender to Those of Indeterminate Gender.

  • [sidling up to your sexy victim] ... The Force is strong with this one.
  • Going somewhere, Solo? .... Want company?
  • You're a wonderful girl/guy. Either I'm going to kill you or I'm beginning to like you.
  • Nice stormtrooper armor. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.
  • I'm here to collect the bounty... ON DAT ASS!
  • I'm not such a bad pilot myself... in bed.
  • Date me, or do not date me. There is no 'just friends'.
  • Looks like you've got your blaster set to stun... because you're stunning!
  • I could get you undressed in less than twelve parsecs.
  • Great ass, kid! It's one in a million!
  • Hey baby, let's go violate the Jedi Code.
  • I knew there was more to you than money!
  • I am a Jedi master... I can teach you a great many things.
  • (Using a Darth Vader voice) I have you now!!
  • Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good [Your Name Here]/man/woman at your side.
  • Is that a lightsaber in your pants, or are you just really happy to see me?
  • Kid, you've been lookin' for love in Alderaan places.
  • I sense something; a sexual magnetism I've not felt since...
  • I find your lack of nudity disturbing (delivered in Darth Vader tone of voice, natch)
  • When I saw you across the crowded cantina, my crotch felt like it went through an instant carbon freeze chamber. (via the awesome jboland)
  • Want to travel through Hyperspace to the Outer Rim Territories? (also via the awesome jboland)

Let us become one with the Force
Let us become one with the Force
  • I'm on a diplomatic mission... to snog you.
  • I'm fast enough for you, old man.
  • [While approaching sexy victim] I sense something... a presence I've not felt since... oh. It's you!
  • I have a a bad feeling about this.
  • The Force will guide our actions.
  • Join me, and we'll rule the galaxy together!
  • There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
  • Want to create a disturbance in the Force?
  • Let's get out of here... it is your destiny.
  • What color is your lightsaber?
  • Let us become one with the Force.
  • Let's say we go to my place and I show you my dark side.
  • Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?
  • .... I know.

BONUS! Slightly dirtier ones!

On one very fortunate Friday night, I had the privilege of being sent the following Star Wars pick up lines from a benevolent stranger on the online dating site OKCupid. In addition to being splendidly novel, they're slightly on the raunchier side. Total win!

  • Let me put my lightsaber in your wookie.
  • I'd like to Han your Solo.
  • You can Boba on my fett all day.
  • I want to land on your Calrision.
  • I want you to Jab on my Hutt.
  • Let me tickle your ewok.
  • May my force be inside you.
  • I want to penetrate your Death Star.
  • Let me fire my proton torpedo.

Star Wars Pickup Line RETORTS!

Let's say someone delivers one of the above zingers to you. Well, make sure you're preapred with one of these babies!

  • Great kid, don't get cocky.
  • Into the garbage chute, flyboy.
  • This is not the droid you're looking for. Move along... move along.
  • Control, control, you must learn control!
  • Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
  • Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them.
  • Hey, point that thing someplace else!
  • And I thought they smelled bad on the outside...
  • We're doomed.
  • Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder! (A classic response, suggested by the splendidly sharp Mentalist acer)

I hope you have fun with these. Feel free to make fun of anyone using them. That's right. Laugh it up, fur ball.

What's the best Star Wars pickup line you can think of?

Kangaroo_Jase 8 months ago

How is this pickup line - That's no moon, baby, that's a Space Station ;) whilst pointing to certain space gear ( crotch, car, or crib, etc )

Simone Smith 8 months ago

Good one, Kangaroo Jase! That could be followed up with "Want my X-wing to shoot some proton torpedoes into your thermal exhaust port?"

I should slap myself across the face for that one.

Wesman Todd Shaw 8 months ago

My favorite come on line (very effective - Jedi like) has always been:

"HELP Emperor Palpentine is trying to find my ____ can you help me hide it?"

But then again, some are sicker than others. . . .

thranax 8 months ago

LOL. No words can describe this one Simone.

~thranax~

Mentalist acer 8 months ago

My Reply From A Potential Female Jedi Trainee Would Be:

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder.

Enough Said.;)

Hyphenbird 8 months ago

I needed this laugh. Thanks so much. How about....

"I'd like to Darth your Vader!"

leroy64 8 months ago

Star Wars pickup lines. Hum..... Well my regular pickup lines are not working. I will let you know how they work, if they do work. I would have thought Jabba the Hut would be represented. That name alone should get you slapped.

shea duane 8 months ago

i laughed so hard, i almost padawaned my pants!

sooo funny

50 Caliber 8 months ago

ROTFLMAO.....dang I knew I should have watched that movie, this is absolutely the best in originality for topic.

I only had one pick up line back when and it got me slapped silly 9 out of 10 times but that tenth time was soooo worth it LOL, 50

Angie Jardine 8 months ago

Extremely original, Simone ... I'm just too danged old to use any of them ... and anyway think him indoors might have something to say about it if I did! Voted up!

Robwrite 8 months ago

Funny stuff. Geek humor. This would go over well at Comic-con.

melbel 8 months ago

Haha! Love it! JD Hancock is a superstar on Flickr by now, I have some of his on my hubs. Love the tauntaun joke, reminds me that you can buy a tauntan sleeping bag on thinkgeek. Hilarious!

The Jet 8 months ago

Lol. Funny!

McCordRM 8 months ago

heh... nice. I'm sharing this one with Facebook.

Kangaroo_Jase 8 months ago

Thought of another one - run around a club with a bunch of friends speaking aloud call sign of red squadron.

Like 'Red 7 standing by, Red 3 standing by, Red 11 standing by' and with one of the 'leaders' saying, 'Ok stay in tight formation, the vents tonight, may be ray shielded :)

And Simone, never thought about it possibly being referred to as a thermal exhaust port, going to slap myself for that one...but I will remember it now, lol

funmontrealgirl 8 months ago

Hilarious. :)

QudsiaP1 8 months ago

Haha, oh my God, I almost died laughing.

Simone Smith 8 months ago

That's a good one, Wesman Todd Shaw!!

Thanks for stopping by, thranax. Gotta love that Star Wars shiz.

Mentalist acer, that is a classic, timeless response. Well played! The logical response, then, of course, is "Who's scruffy looking?"

Hahaa, love it Hyphenbird!! Heheheee!!!

You ought to try these ones out, leroy64! Now you've got me thinking of some good lines we could deliver in Jabba's language...

You just pulled a real good one right there, shea duane! I'm going to use that.

Sounds like you had a real kicker, 50!

Well Angie Jardine, if you ever find yourself mentoring a young man on boy-girl relations, I hope you'll feed him some of these lines.

I bet nearly 90% of these have already been used at Comic Con, Robwrite! Geek humor FTW!

Don't you just love JD Hancock, melbel? LOVED the Stormtrooper plumbing one you used, BTW.

Thanks for stopping by The Jet, funmontrealgirl, and QudsiaP1! Thanks for the FB share McCordRM!

If I ever saw I group of guys pull that one, Kangaroo_Jase, I would die of happiness. It. Is. GOLDEN.

marek504 8 months ago

wonderful run down. I think "laugh it up fur-ball" can fit in there somewhere.

Simone Smith 8 months ago

OH MY GOD. THAT MUST BE ADDED! Doing it now.

jboland 8 months ago

My geek friends must see this....

"When I saw you across the crowded cantina, my crotch felt like it went through an instant carbon freeze chamber."

"Want to travel through Hyperspace to the Outer Rim Territories?"

Simone Smith 8 months ago

jboland, you are brilliant. I'm adding those in!!

OB1 5 months ago

Oh so that's what they call a warped drive???

amy1oowho 4 months ago

LOVE IT

KenHikage 4 months ago

"It's a trap!!!"

Leeeeeroooyyyy 4 months ago

@kangaroo_jase

If i saw some people doing that, i would run up to them and go "I got a visual!!! Locking on! Nail them where it hurts!---Just noticed that was a slap-to-the-face scene about a few seconds later...

VeronicaFarkas 4 months ago

These are HILARIOUS!! I laughed so hard!

I hope that you don't mind, but I put a link to this hub on one that I recently created (about pick up lines)! =]

Sunshine625 4 months ago

Awesomeness Simone!!! LMAO

RedElf 4 months ago

Too funny - exactly what I needed tonight - a good laugh while the blizzard rages outside and the internet threatens to go down!

Simone Smith 4 months ago

Leeeeeroooyyyy, I think a great line like that would be worth the slap in the facce it would illicit. I'm quite tempted to give it a go.

So glad you liked 'em, VeronicaFarkas!

And hehee, thanks Sunshine625 and RedElf! Jeez- blizzards... it's like you're living in the Hoth system! Guess you might need a tauntaun!

John Sarkis 3 months ago

"Want to create a disturbance in the force?" ...dream on...LOL! This hub is very entertaining - who says you can't make people laugh with clean jokes?

Take care and God Bless

John

Simone Smith 3 months ago

Indeed, John!! Amongst certain demographics, geeky jokes get way more laughs than dirty jokes. And amongst certain even narrower demographics, dirty, geeky jokes get more laughs than can ever be imagined.

alanfish91 3 months ago

HahaThis is great!

Simone Smith 3 months ago

I hope you take 'em for a spin, alanfish91! I've had a ton of fun with these.

Bex 3 months ago

A new Star Wars retort: I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to snogging!

Simone Smith 3 months ago

THAT IS FANTASTIC!!!

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